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30 Days of Thankfulness

November6

SarcasmSo I have been seeing all these posts all over Facebook about the 30 Days of Thankfulness.  You post everyday what you are thankful for. I think ts a great idea.  Most people are thankful for family, friends, blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.  Don’t get me wrong I am eternally grateful for all that I have, I know that I am truly blessed with the best support system of family and friends! but what I am getting at is that I am getting bored reading everyone elses happy ordinary thankful crap.  I am starting to gloss over them and not really read them.

So I decided to do my own 30 Days of Sarcastic Thankfulness.  Of course I started late, no surprise there.  I was driving home from work one night and it just hit me in the car what I should do. Some of them are not sarcastic, yet snarky in my own way. So here they are so far…

Day 1 – 3 days late

Thankful for my dirty mind and my smart ass attitude, it makes everyday a little more fun

Day 2 – 2 days late…

thankful that there are 2 others in the house that get all of my nerdy and geeky
references

Day 3 – 1 day late

thankful that i don’t actually have to read everyone elses thankful posts, as i am sure they wont read mine, just skip over them…I know I am a terrible person!

Day 4 – ON TIME!!!!!

thankful I didn’t have to kill anyone at work tonight, I hear there were some real genius’s i the fabric department tonight!

Day 5 –

thankful for boobs, big boobs small boobs, boobs mean women and we all know women are far superior to men. thankful also for my husband liking the way my boobs look in my corset at Halloween.

Day 6 – EARLY CUZ I AM FORGETFUL

thankful for coffee…without my coffee you don’t even want to be near me until maybe noon. Without my coffee, I may have to kill the morning person in my house who is all chipper and happy to see me when I get up.

MORE TO COME IN THE COMING DAYS!


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